Local Woke Mob Holographic Sticker

Meet your new favorite badge of honor. This 3" round holographic vinyl sticker proudly declares Local Woke Mob with an all-seeing eye at the center — because apparently caring about people, facts, and the planet now qualifies as organized mischief. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anywhere that could use a little sparkle and a lot of side-eye.

Printed on durable, weather-resistant holographic vinyl, it throws prismatic flashes of rainbow light as you move — about as low-key as a disco ball and twice as hard to ignore. Perfect for activists, allies, book-club radicals, brunch conspirators, and anyone who’s been accused of “ruining everything” simply by existing with empathy.

Join the mob. Meetings are informal. Snacks encouraged.