Do not text. Do not call.
I’m currently in active emotional triage and this candle is doing the heavy lifting. This Is My Emotional Support Candle isn’t here to fix anything. It won’t help you “reframe the narrative” or “move through the discomfort.” It just makes the room smell nice while you lie motionless and reconsider all your life choices.

Is that healthy? Who’s to say?
But it’s better than crying under fluorescent lighting.