This Candle Smells Like A Fucking Day Off Scented Candle
This Candle Smells Like A Fucking Day Off Scented Candle
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This is not a break.
This is strategy.
Today’s to-do list?
✅ Wake up slowly
✅ Ignore every notification
✅ Relax like it’s your full-time job
Because choosing rest is not giving up — it’s opting out of the nonsense. You’ve done enough. And now, you are actively participating in the radical act of not doing a single damn thing.
This isn’t a lazy day, it's a recalibration. You’re recovering your brilliance in real time, and it smells amazing.
So go ahead. Lie down. Light the candle. Feel accomplished.
Fragrance Notes*: ...Fucking Day Off
A crisp inhale of neroli and fresh linen gives way to milky oat and salted almond skin — light, smooth, and just indulgent enough. Coconut husk and sheer sandalwood keep things grounded, while a whisper of amber says, “Yes, I’m relaxing, and yes, it’s productive.”
Hand-crafted in Norfolk, Virginia USA.
100% Soy Wax Information
100% Soy Wax Information
100% soy wax produced from US-grown soybeans (a completely renewable crop). Clean-burning, this candle is soot-free when the wick is kept trimmed to ¼ inch. (We suggest using our Wick Trimmer.)
Candle Safety
Candle Safety
Warning: Burn within sight • Keep away from children • Keep away from flammable material
Candle Instructions
Candle Instructions
Trim wick to ¼ inch before lighting. Keep candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings. Only burn the candle on a level, fire-resistant surface. Do not burn candle for more than four hours at a time. Stop use when only ¼ inch of wax remains.
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