{"product_id":"unicorn-farts-scented-mini-candle","title":"Unicorn Farts Scented Mini Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eThis is not a balanced scent.\u003cbr data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eThis is artificial joy in airborne form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eUnicorn Farts\u003c\/strong\u003e is what happens when a childhood breakfast and a Lisa Frank folder collide at high speed. It’s bright. It’s weird. It’s aggressively unserious. Light it when the world feels like a glitch and your coping strategy involves snacks, glitter, and deep denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"869\"\u003eThis candle does not contain real unicorns.\u003cbr data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eIt does, however, smell like the kind of morning you used to believe would last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"961\"\u003eSo go ahead. Embrace the nostalgia.\u003cbr data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eLight it like a rainbow-colored tantrum in wax form.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Lost Wax Company","offers":[{"title":"Unicorn Farts \/ 2 oz Mini","offer_id":49389524910320,"sku":"JAR-444-UNI-200","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/8542\/4368\/files\/Unicorn-Farts-200-Front_397109e9-6c2a-473f-8946-7b9de9c34cf3.png?v=1772300012","url":"https:\/\/lostwaxcompany.com\/products\/unicorn-farts-scented-mini-candle","provider":"The Lost Wax Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}